Wednesday, April 15, 2009

If You Seek Amy

Natalie Dee
Alright, so some good news for you all (although I guess "good" depends on your opinion of hot Man-on-skinny-neurotic-white-boy-with-latent-alcoholism sex): I'm going to be shooting my first hardcore scene tomorrow with someone else. Yay! There will be further details tomorrow, but for now, I'm keeping my mouth shut. I'll allow you to make your own jokes about that statement later.

For now, it's family TV night, which means I'm being forced to watch American Idol. Fucksocks. Quite frankly, I stopped watching this show after that self-righteous bitch won (you know who I'm talking about), and since then, I've been doing a good job of ignoring it. Now that I've watched it again, I remember why I left it. it's not that they're bad. Despite your tastes, you'd be hard-pressed to say that any of these people are not talented, it's just that, well, it's been done before. The contestants have become self-replicating. Aside from Jennifer Hudson (and to a certain extent, Kelly Clarkson), there just hasn't been an Idol contestant that has ever really wowed me. But whatever, I'm just being all rant-ey right now. Here's Kanye West (kind of) with "Gay Fish". Cheers!


Rusty said...

Well, I guess that's one way to bust a dry spell. ; ) kidding. Um, good luck? Have fun? I'm not clear on the etiquette here, so I'll just give you a general well wishing and virtual pat on the back.

Also, apparently one of my co-workers looks just like one of the dues on American Idol, so I've contemplated watching it just to see how close the resemblance is, but I haven't. It's the kinda emo-y one with black hair, or I'm assuming it is because that's what my co-worker looks like.

Curtis Robert Tyree said...

Sounds like you'll be having a very, erm, fulfilling day tomorrow.?

Any how, I haven't watched Idol ever. Stupid show.

Figgylicious said...

Oooh, you're gonna have to tell us ALL the details. Have fun!

Robert said...

"Break a leg" - perhaps that's not appropriate being a theatrical term, then again I guess what you are about to do tomorrow is theatrical.
Well you can't be a famous porn star without fucking someone on film, so this is the next stage eh!
I really am quite surprised how protective I feel - weird!
Anyway I know you are full of confidence and have been planning this for a long time, so no doubt it will go well.
I guess all I have left to say is: "Wear clean undies." lol!
x Robert
Goodbye movie virgin, hello adult film performer - see I had more to say!

Jeremy Feist said...

Rusty: Yup, so long dry spell! I think it's perfectly good manners to wish me good luck. And honestly, I wouldn't even bother watching it out of curiosity. This show fucking Buh-LOWS.

Curtis: I think fulfilling is appropriate, yes.

Figgy: Well of course, details will be made available when I'm done.

Robert: Thanks for all the support Rob, you're a sweetheart! And not to worry, my undies are in the wash as we speak.

Optimus Rhyme said...

You are a braaave man. I can't even make a blog video. I'm way too self-conscious. I suppose I wouldn't have to worry about how my voice sounds on camera. Plus- my fucking, while satisfying to all parties involved, doesn't seem theatric enough for immortality on film. I'd have to fake it.
Maybe I've said too much.