I've been doing this for about 10 weeks now, and I'm running out of people for you guys to bang, murder, or to doom for the rest of their lives. Therefore, we're taking a trip back to a time where movies were in black and white, music was on vinyl, and you could have seven martinis for lunch without being labeled an alcoholic.
1. You're given a list of three people
2. You have to choose who to kill, who to fuck and who to marry.
3. Suicide is not an option.
4. You have to do it for both the men AND the women. It's purely hypothetical, so quit being such a pussy.
5. If you need help making up your mind, you can click on the name to see a pic.
Humphrey Bogart, Cary Grant or Peter Lawford?
Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn or Judy Garland?
Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra or Buddy Holly?
Lauren Bacall, Grace Kelly or Katharine Hepburn?
Jeff Stryker, Jack Wrangler or Ryan Idol?
Billie Holiday, Ava Gardner or Ella Fitzgerald?
Marlon Brando, Fred Astaire, or James Dean?
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Yay theme week!
1. Kill Peter (nothing personal, just not familiar with him), fuck Bogie, marry Cary (mmm, suave....)
2. Kill Judy, fuck Audrey (wouldn't it be interesting to see her all rumpled and post-sex-y?), marry Marilyn and save the poor, troubled gal.
3. Kill the King, fuck Sinatra, marry Buddy (mmm, the original sexy dude in funky glasses)
4. Ooh, tough. Really don't ant to kill any of these broads. Reluctantly kill Grace 'cause she doesn't seem like my type, fuck Hepburn and marry Bacall.
5. Kill Stryker, fuck Idol, marry Wrangler.
6. Same dilemma as Bracket #4...*sigh* Okay, kill Ella, fuck Billie, marry Ava.
7. Kill Brando (he was pretty in the day but turned out not-so-hot), fuck Jimmy Dean, marry Astaire...you know the man's got rhythm!
1. Kill Peter. never liked him. fuck Cary, I hear he has experience. Being married to Bogie would be interesting.
2.Fuck Marilyn. Duh! Marry Audrey. She is such a nice girl. Oh well that leaves Judy. I guess she deserves a place in heaven.
3. Fuck Buddy. I cann't imagine fucking a fat Elvis or a skinny Frank. Marry Elvis and live in Graceland. Frank has to sleep with the fishes.
4. Fuck Lauren. She looks like she could turn you every way but loose. Marry Grace. Another nice girl but I understand she fucked like a bunny. Nothing wrong with Katherine but shit happens.
5. Fuck Jeff. He's hot. Marry Jack. He started it all. Kill Ryan. I don't know who he is.
6. Fuck Ava. Nanana Frank! Marry Billie and listen to her sing all day long. I refuse to kill Ella Fitzgerald for any reason.
7. Fuck James Dean-that has been my lifelong fantasy. Marry Brando and not feed him so he will never become fat and gross. Goodby Fred-who cares.
1.This one is easy kill Peter Lawford (he murdered Marylin for the Kennedy ya Know) ;) Fuck Bogie and Marry Grant!
2.Easy Fuck Marilyn,Marry Audrey and Kill Judy (Grant laments "Judy,Judy,JUDY")
3.Kill Elvis,Marry Frank (God look how well off Mrs.Sinatra is!) and fuck Buddy Holly (same reasons as Meaux)
4.Fuck Grace,Marry Lauren (Classy Broad) and Kill Kate now dont get me wrong I LUV Kate Hepburn the Actress but I could never imaginge Fucking or marrying the girl,so,,,,
5.Easy
Fuck Wrangler
Kill Stryker (Yay)
and marry Idol and let him keep the kiddies entertained!
6.Easy KILL Ava Gardner (her death in Earthquake is appreciated BEST on multiple viewings stoned, always get a kick off Heston going after her! ;)
Fuck Billie Holiday
Marry Ella wear shades and listen to her sing throughout our blissful marriage..
7.Easy Fuck James (HELLO what gay man would pass THAT ass)
Kill Brando (Oh the Horror,the Horror that was that MAN!)
Marry Twinkletoes!
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