Sunday, April 19, 2009

Kill, Fuck or Marry: Squirtz Edition

Well, only one more day people: Tomorrow, my very first scene ever will be on Squirtz. For those of you who like to watch neurotic white boys jack off, be sure to swing by and check out my scene tomorrow! For now though, here's another KFM.

1. You're given a list of three people
2. You have to choose who to kill, who to fuck and who to marry.
3. Suicide is not an option.
4. You have to do it for both the men AND the women. It's purely hypothetical, so quit being such a pussy.
5. If you need help making up your mind, you can click on the name to see a pic.

Matthew Fox, Tom Welling or Jesse Metcalfe?

Christina Ricci, Anna Paquin or Laura Prepon?

Jeremy Roddick, Brad Star or Ben Andrews?*

Thandie Newton, Alison Lohman or Kate Hudson?

Robert Pattinson, Rupert Grint or Dev Patel?

Toni Collette, Demi Moore or Gillian Anderson?

David Cross, Patton Oswalt or Denis Leary?

Leave your answers in the comments.

*Anyone who kills Jeremy will be put to death with a flaming chainsaw. Just so you know.

4 comments:

Lizzie said...

wheee, Sunday!

1 marry Fox, fuck Welling, kill Metcalfe
2 marry Riccie, kill Paquin, fuck Prepon
3 marry Roddick clearly ;), fuck Star, kill Andrews
4 kill Pattinson, marry Grint (weasley! fuck yeah!), fuck Patel
5 marry Collette, kill Moore, fuck Anderson
6 kill Cross (sorry, he bugs me), marry Oswalt, fuck Leary

Why did I refer to every single person by their last name this week? I don't know!

rjakes said...

1 marry Fox, fuck Metcalfe, kill Welling
2 marry Prepon, fuck Riccie, kill Paquin
3 marry Roddick, fuck Andrew, kill Star
4 marry Hudson, fuck Lohman, kill Newton
5 marry Grint, fuck Pattison, kill Patel
6 marry Anderson, fuck Colette, kill Moore
7 marry Oswalt, fuck Leary, kill Cross

Curtis Robert Tyree said...

1. Marry Welling, Fuck Fox, Kill Metcalf

2. Fuck Ricci, Marry Prepon, Kill Paquin

3. Fuck Star, Marry Roddick, Kill Andrews

4. Fuck Grint, Marry Patel, Kill Pattinson

5. Marry Gillian (Scully!!!), Fuck Demi, kill Collette

6. Fuck Leary, Marry Patton, kill Cross.

Tania said...

Hey Jeremy, I'm getting that 'naughty content' warning from Blogger at your site. Who fingered you? So to speak...

Topic? uh, ok.

1. Kill Welling, fuck Metcalfe (and then treat him like absolute shit!), marry Fox.
2. Kill Prepon, cause I don't know her, fuck Paquin, marry Ricci.
3. ok, ok, I won't kill Jeremy! I'll marry him. Satisfied? The other two, fuck and kill in alphabetical order.
4. Kill Lohman, fuck Hudson, marry Newton.
5. Kill Grint, fuck Pattinson (doublebagged and with a clothespeg on my nose, of course), marry Patel.
6. Kill Moore, fuck Anderson, marry Collette.
7. Kill Cross, fuck Leary, marry Oswalt.