'Splain, Please

Seriously: Would someone please explain to me how you fuck a pumpkin? I mean, if you're the top here, I can kinda understand the logistics here, but a woman (or a bottom)? Really? And don't give me that crap about how you can use the little stem. Consider my mind boggled.

Also, Sea Kittens? Really?

(P.S. hello to Dammitjanet and J9!)