Okay, so Sofia started a contest looking for the single tackiest thing on the internet. After ten minutes of google imaging various tacky subjects (including the word "tacky"; wonderfully imaginative, I know) I happened upon...well, just look at it for yourself.
CHECK THAT SHIT OUT! Oh god, sometimes it's just too easy. The best part about it? It came from a website dedicated ENTIRELY to knick knacks. And not in an ironic fashion, either. It was easily the most unintentinally hilarious site I've seen all day. For the sake of the poor woman's dignity, I won't post a link. But honestly, I've got a motherfucking arsenal here. I'm winning this bitch hands down.
Didn't do much else today, really. Went to go return a copy of Pineapple Express I bought yesterday, since Jon bought a blue-ray copy twenty minutes before I did (Yeah, I'm an idiot; Surprised?). Not exactly easy since we're in the middle of a friggin' snow storm. I also decided to try a Berry infuseg Chai Tea at Starbucks. All I can say is, don't. Just don't. It's like drinking the filling of a toaster strudel. It actually had LUMPS in it. LUMPS. It's like liquified pie. It made me want to punch someone in the throat. So gross.
Oh, and did I mention I spent the day kinda-sorta-but-not-really-but-still-pretty-fucking-cool flirting with HotAndy? Sweet guy, he is. And yes, he lives up to his name. Defs need to go down and visit Boston. Any Eloquents down there?
I also bought a copy of Grand Theft Auto for the new PS3. In honour of my being a materialistic whore, here's some Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation.
Yay capitalism! I'm gonna go drink my feelings. Cheers.