Once, again I'm prefacing the weekly KFM with a complete non-sequitur. Terribly sorry. But let's face it, socks are fucking useless. They smell bad, they're a pain to wash, and when you're shooting a scene, it's really awkward when you forget to take them off, and you're stuck being completely naked save for a pair of socks...God I hate them. Anyways, here are the rules and the names.
1. You're given a list of three people
2. You have to choose who to kill, who to fuck and who to marry.
3. Suicide is not an option.
4. You have to do it for both the men AND the women. It's purely hypothetical, so quit being such a pussy.
5. If you need help making up your mind, you can click on the name to see a pic.
Keanu Reeves, Ben Affleck, or Adrien Brody?
Imogen Heap, Sia or Nicole Atkins?
Benjamin McKenzie, Paul Walker or Chase Crawford?
Anna Kournikova, Danica Patrick or Gabrielle Reece?
Reese Rideout, Derrick Vinyard or Jason Adonis?
Kathie Griffin, Margaret Cho or Janice Dickinson?
Brett Favre, Reggie Bush or Ben Roethlisburger?
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I want socks! Just got back from water sampling in the piss-pouring rain (yes, on fucking Easter! Stupid job.), took off my saturated pants and socks, tossed on some jammy-pants, sat down, and promptly got a cat on my lap before I could grab a dry pair of socks. So my lap is pleasantly toasty, but my feet are chilly.
Anyway, on to important matters. In K/F/M order:
1. Affleck (seems like a nice dude, but bland, and I hate butt chins)/Brody/Reeves (seems dumb as a stump, but pretty).
2. Uhh...hell, I don't know. Let's say Atkins (seems a little too forced-whimsical) / Sia (also a little sickeningly whimsy-ful, but looks like she has a sense of humour about it) / Heap.
3. Walker (mostly for his choices of roles)/ Crawford / McKenzie (I'll try to overlook The O.C., 'cause he is pretty darned cute)
4. Patrick (stupid redneck sport)/ Kournikova (seems like a bitchy sort, though I do love a Russian accent)/ Reece.
5. Rideout (eek! Too muscley!)/ Adonis/ Vinyard
6. Dickinson (Scary, scary lady!)/ Griffin (also a little frightening) / Cho.
7. Ummm...I don't know a thing about football. Let's say Bush (he dates a Kardashian--that says something about a guy.)/ Favre/ Roethlisburger.
Ohh, kitty is asleep now. I still have cold feet, and now I'm hungry. Awww....
Ready?! OK!
1)Kill Affleck (eww), fuck Reeves (I just want to wake his ass up), and marry Brody (he's both hot AND adorable. Also, that nose! My god, it's fantastic. You know about my apparent nose fetish, right?).
2)I don't really know who any of these chicks are, but: Kill Sia (she has ponies in her hair), fuck Heap, and marry Atkins (she has birds in her hair).
3)Kill McKenzie (I feel like he'd annoy me), fuck Walker (yum), marry Crawford (so young and pretty, jus the way I like them, yum yum).
4)Kill Reece, fuck Patrick, marry Kournikova (she seems fun to me).
5)Kill Rideout, fuck Vinyard, marry Adonis (he looks like he has a nice bottom).
6)Kill Dickinson (before she kills me! That bitch is CRAZY!), fuck Cho, marry Griffin.
7)Kill Favre (too much of a crier), fuck Roethlisburger, marry Bush (too precious).
meaux, just slide kitty down until s/he is on your feet. Probelm solved! (I know it doesn't help the hungry issue, but I can only handle one dilemma per day. Today was cold feet day.)
hey, you added me to your blogroll! thanks, doll!
also, i love socks. i own many many pairs of them.
on to the fun!
1. kill Reeves (he just annoys me), fuck Affleck (though i'd prefer his little brother), marry Brody. I love me a man with a nose. (OMG, AvB, you love noses too?! I'm so glad I'm not the only one!)
2. hrm, i've only heard of Imogen. I'm lame. OK, kill that Sia chick, she looks like she's trying too hard to be quirky. Fuck Nicole, and marry Imogen. I like my women like I like my coffee: covered in BEES. (sorry, I don't know where that came from!)
3. ooh, Chase is pretty. I'll kill Ben, marry Chase and fuck Paul.
4. kill Anna, fuck Danica, marry Gaby.
5. hrm. marry Derrick, fuck Reese (and lick those abs), kill Jason, even though he clearly thinks quite highly of himself, with a name like Adonis. and yeah, he has a really nice ass, too.
6. fuck Kathie, marry Margaret, kill Janice.
7. Oh, that's a tough one. OK, marry Reggie, fuck and then kill Brett, and just plain kill Ben Rothlisauce. I'm not allowed to like him because I'm from baltimore.
1. kill Keanu, marry Ben, fuck Adrien [didn't even have to think about this]
2. fuck imogen, kill sia, marry nicole [pretty pretty hair on nicole]
3. Oh, blargh. Pass. Kill them all.
4. kill Anna [lord I hate her], fuck Danica, marry Gabrielle
5. kill [eek looks plastic] Reese, marry Derrick, fuck Jason
6. kill Kathy, marry Margaret, kill Janice [cheating but god she's freaky]
7. kill brett, fuck reggie, marry ben
AvB and Lizzie, I love that you love his nose, too. Mmm.
Fuck: Keanu Reeves
Marry: Ben Affleck
Kill: Adrien Brody
Marry: Imogen Heap
Fuck: Sia
Kill: Nicole Atkins
Marry: Benjamin McKenzie
Fuck: Paul Walker
Kill: Chase Crawford
Fuck: Anna Kournikova
Marry: Danica Patrick
Kill: Gabrielle Reece
Fuck: Reese Rideout
Kill: Derrick Vinyard
Marry: Jason Adonis
Marry: Kathie Griffin
Fuck: Margaret Cho
Kill: Janice Dickinson
Die Die Die: Brett Favre
Fuck: Reggie Bush
Marry: Ben Roethlisburger
This one was a hard one. I like the challenge..but bring better pornstar meat to the table...I wanted to say kill em all...
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