Friday, May 29, 2009

The Happy Puppy of NSFW-ness

Okay, so as most of you have noticed, I'm still trying to figure out how to balance NSFW/SFW content on the blog, and I think I may have found the answer. Courtesy of Stacey, who provided me with the original pic, I give you...The Happy Puppy of NSFW-ness!
Adorable, ain't he? If you see the Puppy, it means that everything after it is gonna be full of gay sex.

On a completely unrelated topic, after work at the restaurant, I occasionally swing by Starbucks for one of those doofy-ass Frappuccinos. In all fairness, it's only because I hate myself. Anyhoodle, whenever I go, I always see the same douchebag froth-slave, who apparently think that treating you with thinly-veiled contempt entitles him to a tip. And so Godtopus help you should you deny him a tip, 'cause fucker will give you a look like he's trying shoot eye-lasers through your face. Anyways, I decided to shut the pretentious little shit down today. He was wearing those earrings that turn your lobes into stretchy spaghetti-O's, so after denying him a tip for doing the bare minimum amount of work required, we had this conversation.

Froth-Slave: (Poorly-disguised hatred) Was the service to your liking?

Me: When you take out your earrings, your earlobes look like vaginas, don't they?

FS: (Trying to will my head to explode)

Me: That's what I thought.

Anyways, to play you out, here's a song about the now infamous "Three Wolf Moon" T-Shirt. Enjoy!

4 comments:

Rusty said...

My vagina takes offense to that comparison. It is many things, but droopy and stretched out are not on the list.

The look on the face of the NSFW puppy indicates that he loves some "snausages" almost as much as your puppy. Am I right?! Woo!

(sorry.)

Robert said...

You tell him Jeremy!
x Robert

DeWayne In San Diego said...

I asked one of my friends once who worked in Hospitality (Sheraton) for years why he sometimes left a thin dime on the table.

He told me anyone who has worked for tips judges a little more harshly than the rest of us.

He put it this way...

I work my ASS off for tips IF I don't leave one in return...

1.They have REALLY pissed me off with lack of service or skank attitude.

2.They are just a total fuckup and shouldnt BE in the Business!

Cute Puppy so where were the nekkid pictures?

Oh I get it the puppy he is a homo doggie!

Jeremy Feist said...

Rusty: My apologies to your vagina. Of course it doesn't look like some a-holes ear!

Robert: Haha, thanks!

Dewayne: It was defs the first one. I mean, I usually do tip, but if hes expects me to tip him for doing the bare minimum? Nuh-uh, not happening.