Thursday, May 28, 2009

Ten Reasons Why Life is Fucking Awesome

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Yeah, I know, kinda shamelessly ripped this off from Pants, but hey, I think things are pretty fucking awesome to, ya know! So without further ado...

#1: Hot Showers

It could be first thing in the fucking morning when you're so tired you can't even roll your ass out of bed, or after a long day where you smell like ass and death, but a hot shower is an instant pick me up, no matter what.

#2: My Dog, Kahlua

Every morning, she jumps up on my bed and begins to lick me like I'm made of Snausages and Steak 'Ems. Gross? A little. But adorable. Very, very adorable.

#3: Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels + Coke = Happy Juice! A few of these and I get a little...let's just call it "Friendly".

#4: 30 Rock

Tina Fey just has that innate ability to turn awkward, klutzy happenings and twist them in a way that will literally make you piss yourself laughing.

#5: Penis
'Nuff said.

#6: Horror Movies

Hey, sometimes you just need to be scared shitless. Granted, most horror flicks are kinda totally shite, but when they're good, they are GOOOOOD.

#7: Feist

...By which I mean the singer. I love her. Love love love love her. She has a voice that will completely wreck your shit and her music is a motherfucking force of nature.

#8: The Daily Show

The last thing I watch before bed, Jon Stewart is like some sort of bullshit-seeking missile, and he will fucking destroy you if you start acting like a stupid dickface.

#9: Writing

I wouldn't be doing this (almost) every day if I didn't totally love writing. It's my therapy, and if other people like it too, all the better.

#10: Awesome Fucking Friends

Of course, I have my friends in real life, and my internet friends, all of whom have seen me through some super batshit insane times. I love all of you more than you'll eve know. Thank you all for making life so motherfucking awesome.

6 comments:

Lainey said...

Aww, if I had a Kahlua puppy waking me up with kisses, that would start my morning off right! Instead, I have a surly, overweight cat who howls at me if I don't get up fast enough to feed her fat ass.

And Tina Fey/Liz Lemon/30 Rock *is* awesome and that picture makes my special valley happy!

litelysalted said...

Since I never post on my personal blog anymore, I thought maybe I'd copy off of you (and Pants) but honestly I can't think of much more than booze, dogs, dick and hot showers either. Literally, those are the only things that make me happy these days.

skekoa said...

You're awesome.

Robert said...

How cool - things are going so well for you Jeremy and it's also summer just around the corner - a little heat to go with your Jack and ice!
x Robert

Figgylicious said...

I love this post. I might steal your idea ;)

Pants said...

*Blush* Dude, you can rip me off any time! I'm actually quite honoured.